Everybody Knows #$%&’s @*$#ed

Succinct, to the point, no fluff or puffery and in all of 16 seconds:



Everything that needed to be said was said above. If you want more context, see below but you already got to the muscle; the rest is just cellulite.

The End Is Nearer Than It Was Yesterday

And we’re doing it to ourselves.

This song is completely A.I., from composition to recording. The voice is virtual. In fact, they’re blithely calling these generated bytes of doom “virtual musicians,” but that’s not what it is; this is the moment we open the gate to allow our machine overlords to take over. This is like Tea Party dupes voting away their own healthcare and social programs — the moment this becomes acceptable, human creativity is irrelevant. What jobs are going to be left?

The evil minds behind this are Auxuman, an artificial intelligence startup based in London.

Plead for mercy!