Triumph the Insult Comic Dog vs Bon Jovi: It's Not Even Close

Our mission here at Jelly Roll is uplift by raising the levels of moral, psychological, and aesthetic consciousness. We do this here by supporting music we believe deserves more of your attention. We’re not here to besmirch by launching snarky salvos at easy targets. And to that end we are (mostly) faithful. It’s a line we don’t cross.

However, it is one that Triumph has made a career of crossing and here he poops on Bon Jovi with ingenious deftness. And it is our mission is to support ingeniousness.