Pedo-defiler Drops Out: Comes Back Harder than Viagra

Her currency is the subtlety- and entendre-free graphic lyric. She’s got no time for euphemism and she spells it out in graffiti-sized fonts. She treats sex like Christian rock treats Jesus. She’s a 12-year-old boy who wants to impress the big kids with his savvy of porn details. Except unlike the delinquent boy, she adds a queer-friendliness. You want perspective? Go elsewhere.

Her backseat and public toilet-stall anthems include Deepthroat, Juicy Coochie, Cumshot, and Best Dick Sucker (it’s her, BTW). “Now you wanna act like you starstruck/Pussy woke you up like some Starbucks.”

She is CupcakKe and she’s by no means the first to go so basic blue in her lyrics but she may be the first to regret it.

When the erstwhile 22-year-old Elizabeth Eden Harris heard 10- and 11-year-olds rapping along with Best Dick Sucker, well, she’d some feels of remorse. In September 2019 made an “emotional” post to Instagram:

“When I made those songs I was 16, 17 and I couldn’t really give two shits, you know? But I saw a video and it was of a 13-year-old dancing to the music and I just decided that that’s it. I don’t wanna do music no more...I have people of all ages — 10, 11 years old — coming to my shows and I feel as though I’m corrupting them with my songs. And I don’t wanna do it no more so the tour is off… All of my music will be coming off every platform...I am just done, I want to go to heaven after this. I don’t want to go to hell.”

Ah well, that was so four months ago. Even as she made the announcement she still had tour dates to fulfill. Be that as it may, she’s back. Read her Twitter feed and she offers clues: She’s a weakness for tall stacks.

Well, that closet wasn’t going to fill itself.

And her beats are undeniable.